A guy and women associate are away to a business conference. I n order to save money, the women agrees to share a room. The man approaches the check-in desk and the woman is behind him. He winks at the clerk and says ” do you have rooms with twin beds or just a king size bed!”

The clerk, trying to be helpful replies, ” No, the only thing we have available is one room and it has a king bed. So they agree to take the room.

The clerk sees the man hunched over and exhausted the next morning and with a smile asked, “how’d it go?.

The man grumbled, “The bath tub is no place to sleep!”