My girl friend “Tide”

My girl friend “Tide” was so fat that I’d take her for a roll instead of a walk. I made the mistake of parking our car at the top of a hill in San¬†Francisco. She got out and started rolling smashed three SUV’s before she rolled into San Francisco Bay. I still cry every time I hear “Sitting by the dock of the bay”.

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