Cheney Post Mortem!

One day in the future, Dick Cheney has a heart-attack and dies. Of course, he immediately goes to hell, where the devil is waiting for him. “I don’t know what to do here,” says the devil. “You are on my list, but I have no room for you. You definitely have to stay here, so I’ll tell you what I’m going to do. I’ve got a couple of folks here who weren’t quite as bad as you. I’ll let one of them go, but you have to take their place. I’ll even let YOU decide who leaves.” Dick thought that sounded pretty good, so the devil opened the door to the first room. There was Richard Nixon and a large pool of water. Nixon kept diving in, and surfacing, empty handed. Over, and over, and over he dived in and surfaced with nothing. Such was his fate in hell. “No,” Dick said. “I don’t think so. I’m not a good swimmer, and I don’t think I could do that all day long.” The devil led him to the door of the next room. In it was Lyndon Johnson with a sledge-hammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing that hammer, time after time after time. “No, this is no good; I’ve got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant agony if all I could do was break rocks all day,” commented Cheney. The devil opened a third door. Through it, Cheney saw Bill Clinton, lying on the bed, his arms tied over his head, and his legs restrained in a spread-eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best. Dick looked at this in shocked disbelief, and finally said, “Yeah man, I can handle this.” The devil smiled and said……….. (This is priceless…) “OK, Monica, you’re free to go.”

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