What Drunk Marines never say!

WORDS THAT ARE DIFFICULT FOR A MARINE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:

1. Innovative
2. Preliminary

3. Proliferation
4. Cinnamon

WORDS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT FOR A MARINE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Specificity
2. Anti-constitutionalistically
3. Passive-aggressive disorder
4. Transubstantiate

WORDS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE FOR A MARINE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. No thanks, I’m married.
2. Nope, no more booze for me!
3. Sorry, but you’re not really my type.
4. No thanks, I’m not hungry.
5. I’m not interested in fighting you.
6. Thank you, but I won’t make any attempt to dance. I have no
coordination and would hate to look like a real fool!
7. Oh no, I must be going home now as I have to work in the morning.

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