A tough looking biker was riding his Harley when he saw a girl about to jump off a bridge, so he stopped.

“What are you doing?” he asks..

“I’m going to commit suicide,” she says.

While he did not want to appear insensitive, he didn’t want to miss an opportunity; he asked
“Well, before you jump, why don’t you give me a kiss?”

So, she did.

After she finished, the biker said, “Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had. That’s a real
talent you are wasting. You could be famous! Why are you committing suicide?”

“My parents don’t like me dressing up like a girl!”