Shizznizzle – (Shiz-NIZ-ul)

A discrete unit of measurement of an object’s volume.  Rendered in a metric ratio with other related units of volume.

Mathematicians are attempting to understand the correlation between the Shizznizzle unit and the Kanizzle unit of measurement. Leading theories indicate that there exists a constant ratio of Kanizzles to a single Shizznizzle, and mathematicians are confident of a major breakthrough in this area soon.

Usage: “I probably don’t need to bring a whole Shizznizzle of glitter confetti to the Playa.  Half a Shizznizzle should do.”

See also: Metric Fuck Ton, Metric Shit Ton, etc.