> Two old Jewish guys, one 80 and one 87, were sitting on a park bench one morning.

> The 87-year-old had just finished his morning jog and wasn’t even short of breath.

> The 80-year-old was amazed at the guy’s stamina and asked him what he did to have so much energy.The 87-year-old said, “Well, I eat rye bread every day. It keeps your energy level high and you’ll have great stamina with the ladies.”

> So, on the way home the 80-year-old stopped at the bakery. As he was looking around, the saleslady asked if he needed any help. He said, “Do you have any rye bread?”

> She said, “Yes, there’s a whole shelf of it. Would you like some?”

> He said, “I want five loaves.”

> She said, “My goodness, five loaves! By the time you get to the 3rd loaf, it’ll be hard.”

> He replied, “I can’t believe everybody knows about this but me.”

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