I was at the bar the other night and overheard three very hefty women talking at the bar.   Their accent appeared to be Scottish, so I approached and asked, “Hello, are you three lassies from Scotland?”   One of them angrily screeched, “It’s Wales, Wales you bloody idiot!”   So I apologized and replied, “I am so sorry.  Are you three whales from Scotland?”   And that’s the last thing I remember