Ya’  gotta love this guy!!!!! Meet Walter Barnes – a  golfer. 

All  golfers should live so long as to be this kind of old  man!

Toward the end of the Sunday service, the Minister  asked, “How
   many  of you have forgiven your enemies?” 80% held up their 
   hands.

The  Minister then repeated his question. All responded this time, 
   except  one man, Walter Barnes, who attended church only when 
   the  weather was bad.

“Mr. Barnes, it’s obviously not a good  morning for golf. It’s good 
   to  see you here today. Are you not willing to forgive your  enemies?”

“I don’t have any,” he replied gruffly.

“Mr.  Barnes, that is very unusual. How old are  you?”

“Ninety-eight,” he replied. The congregation stood up  and clapped
   their  hands.

“Oh, Mr. Barnes, would you please come down in front  & tell us all
   how  a person can live ninety-eight years & not have an enemy in 
   the  world?”

The old golfer tottered down the aisle, stopped in  front of the pulpit, 
   turned  around, faced the congregation, and said simply, 
    
   “I  outlived all them mother fuckers” 
   –  and he calmly returned to his seat.