I was in a pub last Saturday night, and drank a few, and noticed two very large women by the bar.  They both had pretty strong accents, so I asked, “Hey, are you two ladies from Ireland ?”

One of them chirped, saying, “It’s WALES , you friggin’ idiot!”

So, I immediately apologized and said, “I’m sorry.  Are you two whales from Ireland ?”

…….that’s pretty much the last thing I remember..