A 72 year old man goes to the doctor. The doctor asked, “How old was your dad when he died?” The man replied,” Who said he died?” Then the doctor asked,” What about your grandad, how old was he when he died?” The man replied, “Who said he died?” The doctor then asked, “How old is he?” The man replied, “113”. Next the Doctor asked,” Is he in a nursing home?” The man replied,  “No, he’s able to get about and he’s getting married next week”. The doctor was amazed and asked, “Why would 113 year old want to get married?” The man replied, “Who said he wants to get married.”