Once upon a time, a pilot asked a beautiful princess,
 “Will you marry me?”…………The princess said, “No!”

 And the pilot lived happily ever after and flew jets all over the 
world
 and drove hot cars and chased skinny long-legged big-breasted flight 
attendants
 and hunted and fished and went to topless bars and dated women half
 his age and drank Captain Morgan and never heard bitching and never
 paid child support or alimony and kept his house and guns and ate cold
 leftover meals, potato chips and beans and blew enormous farts and
 never got cheated on while he was at work and all his friends and
 family thought he was frickin’ cool as hell and he had tons of money
 in the bank and left the toilet seat up……..

The end.