Confused? Posted on February 10, 2013 by A white male patient is lying in bedIn the hospital,Wearing an oxygen mask over hisMouth and nose,Still heavily sedated from a difficult four hour surgical procedureA young female student nurse appears to give him aPartial sponge bath.Nurse,’ he mumbles, from behind the mask ‘Are myTesticles black?’Embarrassed, the young nurse replies‘I don’t know,Sir.I’m only here to washYour upper body.’He struggles to ask again,‘Nurse, are myTesticles black?’Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry about his testicles,She overcomes herEmbarrassment and sheepishlyPulls back the covers.She raises his gown, holds hisPenis in one hand and hisTesticles in the other,Lifting and moving themAround and around gently.Then, she takes a close look and says, ‘No sir, they aren’t and I assure you, there’s nothing wrongWith them, Sir !!’The man pulls off his oxygen mask,Smiles at her andSays very slowly,‘Thank you very much. That wasWonderful, but listenVery, very closely….. ‘ A r e – m y – t e s t – r e s u l t s -b a c k ?’
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