A Cowboy was the only one to show up in church on a recent Sunday. The preacher asked, “Do you want sermon?”

The Cowboy replied, ” I am not too smart but if one cow shows up at feeding time shouldn’t he still be feed.

Preacher then give a 2.5 hour sermon. He then asked the Cowboy,” How was it?

The Cowboy responded, If one cow showed at feeding time I wouldn’t have forced him to eat all the hay.