Three old man meet at the corner near where they live to commiserate.

The first says, ” I wake up at 7 every morning and try to pee. I stand there sometimes for 15 minutes and only drips come out.

The second says, ” That’s nothing! I wake up at 7 every morning and try to poop for half an hour. Usually nothing happens.”

The third man says, ” 7 every morning I pee like a race horse and poop like a heard of constipated elephants.”

The first two men ask, “Why are you complaining!”

The old man replied, ” I don’t wake up until 7:30!”