A man goes to see the Rabbi. “Rabbi, something terrible is
> >   happening and I have to talk to you about it.”
> >   The Rabbi asked, “What’s wrong?”
> >   The man replied, “My wife is poisoning me.”
> >   The Rabbi, very surprised by this, asks, “How can that be?”
> >   The man then pleads, “I’m telling you, I’m certain she’s
> >   poisoning me, what should I do?”
> >   The Rabbi then offers, “Tell you what. Let me talk to her,
> >   I’ll see what I can find out and I’ll let you know.”
> >   A week later the Rabbi calls the man and says, “Well, I spoke
> >   to your wife. I spoke to her on the phone for three hours. You
> >   want my advice?”
> >   The man said yes and the Rabbi replied,
> >   “Take the poison.”