Smith climbs to the top of Mt. Sinai to get close enough to talk to
> > God.
> > Looking up, he asks the Lord… “God, what does a million years mean to
> > you?”
> >   The Lord replies, “A minute.”
> >   Smith asks, “And what does a million dollars mean to you?”
> >   The Lord replies, “A penny.”
> >   Smith asks, “Can I have a penny?”
> >   The Lord replies, “In a minute.”